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Cardlife Creative Survival Free Download GAMESPACK.NET CardLife is an open world crafting game that, like many examples of the genre, has a hunger mechanic. That means your little cardboard avatar is cursed with the need to eat to survive, or suffer the relatively minor indignity of respawning nearby with none of their stuff. We all know that robots eat nuts and bolts from cereal bowls, that’s basic science. But if we’re to accept that a creature made of corrugated cardboard (and therefore not burdened by a gastrointestinal tract) even has an appetite, what do you suppose that little cardboard man would eat? My guess would be various bits of coloured crepe paper and packing peanuts (perhaps with those little silica gel sachets for dessert) but in CardLife that’s not on the menu. No, instead you eat raw meat. To find a meal you must stalk through the woods like a papery Liam Neeson, punch a wolf to death with your bare, cardboard hands and then feast on the incongruous hot flesh within. This isn’t animated in the game – probably for the reason I’m about to give – but the thought of those salty meat juices soaking into cardboard fills me with an unspeakable sense of dread. Can you picture the lower half of a boy’s cardboard face becoming sodden as he slides each uncooked steak into the letterbox opening he considers a mouth?TOP/BEST ADULT VIDEO GAMES IN UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)

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Can you imagine his widening cardboard smile gradually losing its structural integrity, as it sags and tears under the weight of beef-water, until his jaw sloughs off the bottom of his head completely, disintegrating into pink mush like an off-brand kitchen towel? It’s an awful image, and I’m sorry I made us both think of it, but the inclusion of meat in an otherwise cardboard universe is one of the few times CardLife breaks its own wonderful papery theme. Besides the odd hunk of flesh the game is almost entirely made from bits of pulped wood. Landscapes are formed of layered sheets of corrugated cardboard (CardLife’s map isn’t procedurally generated, rather it’s all designed by hand, with biomes ranging from dense forests to snowy tundra) and animals are all slotted together cardboard shapes, like those briefly popular 3D jigsaws from the 90s, or that collectible glow in the dark T-Rex that was also from the 90s. More than anything, CardLife’s world reminds me of that scene in Beetlejuice when they shrink down into the model village and have to dig through bits of cork and cardboard to exhume the main guy, John Beetlejuice. This cute arts and crafts aesthetic feeds neatly into the game’s best feature too. Almost every object you craft can be customised by doodling the outline of its constituent parts, offering a degree of unfettered creative freedom that’s like a red rag to an immature bull who should really know better by now.

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A sword, for example, could have a shaft in the shape of a cock and balls, with a hilt in the shape of a smaller set of cock and balls. Craft an axe and you can shape the handle into, say, a cock, and the blade into a neat pair of human balls. Your shovel can be customised into any shape you can imagine. Me? Well I went with a large cock and a lovely, plump pair of balls, thank you for asking. In CardLife you use your customised tools to harvest and mine raw materials out of the cardboard earth – cardboard stone, cardboard ore, cardboard diamonds – which are the ingredients needed to craft prefabricated structures like walls, doors, ceilings and staircases. You can customise these bits too, adding hand-drawn windows, shapes and other little details. Almost anything large enough can be personalised, even your avatar. The novelty of hand-sculpting your own tools soon wears off – there are only so many rude shapes you can think up – but the ability to personalise the prefabricated parts allows you to design some interesting looking buildings given enough time and imagination. Poking around on a multiplayer server I encountered player-built villages made from customised parts, snapped together to create tall skyscrapers, detailed castles and complex multi-storey constructions, replete with cryptic signposts and static zombie cutouts. There was not a cock and balls among their ranks.Partisans 1941

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Which suggests my obscene avatar may have been in breach of some server rules, or simply that my fellow players are a smidge more sophisticated than I am. Things aren’t terribly social online just yet, with just a handful of players spread across a few, mostly empty servers. Dotted about the landscape were staircases to nowhere, abandoned clifftop towers and cardboard ghost towns, their inhabitants presumably all having logged off for their tea. The creativity on display was impressive nonetheless, and made me feel especially childish for strolling around with my pockets full of crudely sculpted penises. Even in this early version there’s rudimentary combat and a variety of monsters, sets of armour to forge and swords to wield, and a vast network of subterranean card-caves to get lost in. Freejam is pumping out updates thick and fast too, and the development roadmap promises all manner of interesting features, from taming and riding around on wild animals, to farming, vehicles, multiplayer dungeon raids and underwater exploration, even opening up the game’s underlying code for modders to stick their tinkering fingers into. CardLife: Cardboard Survival – an open-world survival game with a unique design in the form of cardboard-cut environments and characters.

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The game also makes it possible to sew figures together from cardboard, forming unique characters and creatures. This process resembles an exciting children’s fun.. To survive in this world, you need to explore the surroundings, collect resources, hunt and build. You can build whatever your heart desires: from an ordinary small bed to a large-scale and massive castle – it all depends on your capabilities and materials. The monsters that terrorize the surroundings are represented in the form of wild animals and giant aggressive dinosaurs, for the killing of which the hero gets experience points for further pumping. The hero will visit underground caves, picturesque sea shores and mountains, where evil dragons live. In order for the player to quickly navigate the game, he immediately receives several tasks designed to direct the hero to develop his base and his own skills. At the same time, the surrounding world surprises with a variety of landscapes and fauna, and is also randomly generated. In this regard, each player gets his own unique world and individual gaming experience. I don’t really know any history behind this game, but reading the reviews I’m kinda questioning the legitimacy of many of the recently negative ones. I read one review where a father said him and his kids got stuck underground.Dwarf Fortress 

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But viewing his profile I’d swear he wasn’t old enough to have kids. Another one claims they couldn’t even start the game, yet their play time shows they’ve put in over 3 hours just this week. Yet another says it gets boring after you defeat some of the higher-level enemies. Well yea, same thing can be said for Minecraft. Something fishy is going on with these negative reviews. Let me address a few things with my experience; Lots of people are saying the game won’t start, but it fired up for me without any problems yesterday after I bought it. I started a single-player game just to get the feel of it and then I tried hosting multiplayer, in case it might be something my brother would like too. I didn’t seem to have any problems or errors connecting to anything. The game loaded in fine in both modes and seemed to play normally. I played for a little over an hour without any game-breaking issues. One thing I did notice pretty frequently when digging down into the ground that you get a quick flash of “X-ray” vision when the ground you’re digging is removed. That said, I have that happen in Minecraft pretty frequently too. Haven’t experienced the “falling through the earth” like others claim though. That said, I’m not really dumb enough to dig directly under myself.

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I’ve learned in survival games to always dig at an angle, due to an awesome game (Empyrion) having that very same “fall through earth” issue at times. Perhaps the bug only happens if you dig straight down in this game as well. Easily avoided. As stated, I only played the game for a little bit but so far it’s been enjoyable. I dug a tunnel down to an underground cave. It looked pretty cool. There were even some driads, at least I think that’s what they were called. Wasn’t really sure if they were hostile or not, so I readied my custom-designed sword. They attacked when I got too close, and I ended up kicking their butts. I started building a house, which I noticed had a 7-day timer on it. I was hosing multiplayer at the time, so I’m guessing if you’re offline too long it collapses or something. I assume the timer is a functionality for dedicated multiplayer servers. Not sure how it works when live hosting multiplayer though. Another small, yet manageable, gripe I found was that food warnings seem to occur faster than you’d expect. You’d eat a bunch of berries and be full, then maybe 10 minutes later it would be saying you’re hungry again, even though your food bar was still half full. I’m guessing this is like an early warning, so you have time to actually hunt. Seemed a little odd for the warning to happen that early, but again it’s not game-breaking.

Overall my time playing, which again was only a little over an hour, was fairly enjoyable. Still, I can’t help but wonder about the legitimacy of all the negative reviews. The devs, which seems like a small crew, have 2 other games and they seem fairly active on the discussions for them. Their help & support area for this game is still online and seems to work. It’s apparent this game hasn’t seen an update in a little while, but that happens when small studios take on multiple projects. Heck, that even happens with larger companies. You’ll see focus go to one game, then shift to another, then back to the first, and so on. People call this game abandoned… I’d question if that’s actually reality or just an opinion formed on player impatience. There does seem to be a section of the community who wants to see every topic on this game flooded with negative comments. I saw stuff like that kill a game called Folktale, which was really promising. The dev was a really nice guy who was very excited about the game, yet it was the impatience and negativity of the community that made the game unsellable, and thus the dev gave up on it. Personally, I don’t blame the dev for giving up on a game he couldn’t sell. I blame the community for that game never being finished. I hope the same doesn’t happen here because this game looks, likewise, very promising.

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As I’ve said before… I’ve got no issues with this game. Starts up fine. Plays fine. Tutorial seems to work. Building and crafting seems to work. It’s pretty fun getting to shape your own characters and tools. You could even cut holes and designs into things like walls and ceiling tiles. Haven’t run into any game-breaking bugs, even though I’ll admit I’ve only played an hour. Still, it’s been enjoyable so far. Well worth the sale price anyway. You start the game by choosing whether to play multiplayer or singleplayer. There are only PVP servers currently in multiplayer but they will also add PVE servers soon. I had a big delay with the stuff I did even in singleplayer like I would have 200 ping so I think even the singleplayer games are hosted on their servers which might be a problem for some people with bad internet/far away from the servers. When you get into a game the first thing you need to do is create your character. You create the character by drawing your head first and after that, you can customize almost every other part of your body as well. You also have a lot of quests you can do straight when you get to the game they are optional though, but they give you great rewards and something to strive for during your playtime.Blade & Sorcery 

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